Right hands raised
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I_______(state your name)_____do solemnly swear, In the name of our founder Bill Scholar,
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That I will adhere to the by-laws and follow the procedures of the Porsche Club of America and Alpine Mountain Region, and that I will faithfully perform the duties of the office or position bestowed upon me.
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The aforesaid notwithstanding, I also solemnly swear that when driving my Porsche, I will not be haughty or obnoxious to drivers of other marques, especially those driving lesser marques imported from strange, non-Teutonic lands.
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I will also do everything within my power to hasten the abolishment of any nationally mandated 75 mph speed limit. So help me, Dr. Porsche.